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flirtykurty:

OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” 

I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT

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whitetiger1620:

Sleeping on the job.

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cas-get-into-my-ass:

danisnotafaggot:

frazerburnslemons:

tinychatter:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

It would be impossible. Its a paradox. The book would be part of you and if you were reading it then it would be open. And if you were an open book then you wouldn’t have lies to tell and therefore the book would be empty and you can’t read blank pages.

dude

how to spot a whovian

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meandthelonely:

omfg

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thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

Bless this post.

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meehighmeelo:

avatarparallels:

Cosplayers in The Avatar World. 

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate this

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chimeratea:

kennadeek:

enterwithalohomora:

rampant-noodle:

galleonsofgold:

jathis:

sachehund:

daniellediegue:

U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe

For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.

I needed this in my life

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS

WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT

I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!

me and my mom jsut died of laughter. lmgao omg

That one guy with the pink scarf around his waist was WORKING it wow hahahah dude god bless these guys hahaha

I am cry. This is great XD

jimb0slyf3:

This should be a top news story.

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celtic-clay:

Yes. Perfect. 

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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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theboywhofangirled:

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK

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