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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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SIN ยท SAI: chingchongpuffindong: i have a story... →
chingchongpuffindong: i have a story for you all so my mum works at the local hospital as a rad tech, but she used to work in a really ghetto hospital on the bad side of town and she saw of a lot of crazy shit in there but there was one lady that came in once and she was a big black woman…
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I guess an Oscar does not deserve Alan Rickman. →
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